Raw and uncut.

Here's me eating meat.

And again, me eating meat. Mmmm, nachos...

And two side-by-side slow-cooked meaty meals: chile colorado (say hello) and pork chile verde (how do you do). Made by me. Consumed by me.


I don't have any photos of me eating a rack of ribs because, well, frankly, it's indecent.

I'm not going to apologize for all the cuddly cows and pinky-pie pigs I've consumed in my lifetime. But the porkbutt stops here. I have been easing myself into this moment, settling down into a squishy, mushroomy new lifestyle and tomorrow it becomes official: no more meat for moi. (Except you, Nemo, you delish little fish.)

Watch out world. I'm gonna stir-fry the heck outta ya.

I can do this. See?