packaging free shower
So I was in the shower. This is clearly where my brain gets all soft from the steam and starts leaking out torrents of garbage. And I was thinking of garbage. And I saw before me a shower caddy holding a plastic bottle of face wash, a plastic bottle of shampoo, a plastic bottle of conditioner and next to the caddy was a plastic handled razor tucked into a plastic wall mount. I use less shower accoutrements than some men I know (Hi TJ!) but still, I'm pretty sure I could go with less. I could get very dang near a packaging-free shower.
And so now this is a thing I'm going to do. Hold your noses. I'm about to smell AMAZING.
My rules (until I deem them worthy of breaking):
And so now this is a thing I'm going to do. Hold your noses. I'm about to smell AMAZING.
My rules (until I deem them worthy of breaking):
- My soap shall come to me as naked as the day it was born.
- I shall brew my own 'poo.
- It shall smell a lot better than poo.
- I have no idea about conditioner but I dunno ... mayonnaise? sweat? google?
- the razor shall remain. I'll just use it less and brace myself for the next episode of "When Pubes Grow Back!"
So that's the packaging in my shower. I feel like I should take a pic.
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